There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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