After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Pants are for mortals
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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