yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
my sisters under your porch take her home
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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