Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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