I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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