Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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