his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
