No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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