He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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