and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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