New invention idea: vibrating tampons
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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