This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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