i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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