i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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