my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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