Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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