Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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