i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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