How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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