I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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