that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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