Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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