I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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