I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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