Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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