we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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