Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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