her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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