I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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