can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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