i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I stole a fireplace last night.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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