Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
