I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
