ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
