Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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