Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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