Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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