yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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