if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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