he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
