Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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