did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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