I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I cannot find my penis.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
