dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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