a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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