oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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