? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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