I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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