Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize