You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
