Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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