Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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