sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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