Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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